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♥ Meredith
♥ 26 years old
♥ Christian
♥ Madly in love with
my husband, Sam
♥ "Mommy" to a Yorkie
named Levi
♥ Blackberry addict
♥ Still have a lot to learn
♥ Crafty Gal

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from 2007-2009.

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28 July 11

Upon receiving a zombie love song book as an awesome gift

  • Me: I love how when people see zombie things they think of us.
  • Hubby: Yeah, I don't know how that happened.
  • Me: It's because we are going to survive the zombie apocalypse with our super awesome planning.
  • Hubby: Oh no, we're not going to survive, we're going to thrive! We'll teach other's how to survive, make and sell weapons...
Posted: 11:19 PM

Upon receiving a zombie love song book as an awesome gift

  • Me: I love how when people see zombie things they think of us.
  • Hubby: Yeah, I don't know how that happened.
  • Me: It's because we are going to survive the zombie apocalypse with our super awesome planning.
  • Hubby: Oh no, we're not going to survive, we're going to thrive! We'll teach other's how to survive, make and sell weapons...
18 February 11

A Sexy Grover Cleveland

  • Me: So... T and I are going to be the only ones in the office on Monday. T is asking the boss if we can wear jeans. Lol
  • Hubby: Lol. You two should dress up as presidents. You would make a sexy Grover Cleveland.
Tags: funny sam chat
17 February 11

Hold Your String

  • Hubby: How're you feeling?
  • Me (upon returning to work after being gone sick and taking some medicine that had some unexpected side effects): I feel as high as a kite!!
  • Hubby: Oh no!! Be sure someone holds your string!
20 February 10

In Which We Discuss My Workplace's Weight Loss Competition

  • Me: The other team's leader brought in My Favorite Muffins today for Jen's birthday. They are SO good!!!! He's trying to sabotage us and I think it's working. I'd knock over a little kid for one of those chocolate chip cream cheese muffins!
  • Sam: You all should counter-strike. We can go get you all those big exercise balls and you can replace your office chairs with them. Then, you all can start high stepping it everywhere you go around the office and jog in place while making copies. We can even put weights around your phone receivers so that you can curl while answering calls.
Tags: chat funny sam
5 October 09

Ah, the adventures of married life...

  • Sam: My washcloth dropped in the toilet!
  • Me: In the toilet?!
  • Sam: Yeah, I set it up on the shelf and it went [makes tumbling, falling motion with hands]
  • Me (laughing): Did you get it out?
  • Sam: Yeah....
  • Me: What'd you do with it?
  • Sam: Threw it away!! There's no cleaning that!
Tags: sam, chat funny
Themed by Hunson. Originally by Josh