In Which We Discuss My Workplace's Weight Loss Competition
- Me: The other team's leader brought in My Favorite Muffins today for Jen's birthday. They are SO good!!!! He's trying to sabotage us and I think it's working. I'd knock over a little kid for one of those chocolate chip cream cheese muffins!
- Sam: You all should counter-strike. We can go get you all those big exercise balls and you can replace your office chairs with them. Then, you all can start high stepping it everywhere you go around the office and jog in place while making copies. We can even put weights around your phone receivers so that you can curl while answering calls.
