Ah, the adventures of married life...

• Sam: My washcloth dropped in the toilet!
• Me: In the toilet?!
• Sam: Yeah, I set it up on the shelf and it went [makes tumbling, falling motion with hands]
• Me (laughing): Did you get it out?
• Sam: Yeah....
• Me: What'd you do with it?
• Sam: Threw it away!! There's no cleaning that!