aforementioned thoughts

Let Sleeping Dogs Lie

…because they might just be one of the cutest things ever!

Sam: What did you used to call him?
Me: Paulo.....Paulo Alto! Why'd I call him Paulo Alto?
Sam: Because you... because you're you.

“I like how in your mind I played with my sisters when I was...”
— Sam

“Sam: Did I say that or did I just think it? Me: You said...”

Ah, the adventures of married life...

Sam: My washcloth dropped in the toilet!
Me: In the toilet?!
Sam: Yeah, I set it up on the shelf and it went [makes tumbling, falling motion with hands]
Me (laughing): Did you get it out?
Sam: Yeah....
Me: What'd you do with it?
Sam: Threw it away!! There's no cleaning that!